Sssshhhh- secret items

Well, I thought to myself.......How am I going to cope travelling the world looking like a troll whose hair has been damaged in a house fire, whilst going through the change and dressed in butch clothes and manly sandals?!? Seen as though my purchase of beautiful KG sandals were given the axe from my backpack, along with straighteners, make-up or anything that remotely indicates that I am in fact a woman, I have decided that I am taking a travel hair-dryer and shall treat myself to a Brazilian blow-dry before I venture off (I have very curly, thick hair and it doesn't bode well in humidity- think Monica from friends in Barbados). Hopefully I can keep the hair-dryer hidden from Mike until we arrive in India, which by then it will be too late! And lets face it, he will end up using it just as much as I will. I just hope he doesn't find out the price for a Brazilian blow-dry!